Children jokes

Miles Dobson was away from home on business

in another city. When he
called home, his wife told him, "Miles,
they had your name in the
obits
today."
"What! In the
obituary column! That's not only disgraceful but bad
journalism. I'll
sue 'em."
"Tell me, Miles," his wife asked tremulously,
"wh...wh...
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Q: What
county in Ireland hates "South
Park?"
A: Killkenny.
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|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tremendous force. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of the clerics has a scratch on him.After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi.Just look at our cars.
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink.
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What's invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
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Why is President Carter important to

Hamburger Land in April?
One the opening day of the baseball season, he
throws out the first
meatball!
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What do you get if you have strep
throat on Friday?
Saturday Night Fever.
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|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn't that wonderful a player, so he sat at the back of the section. One day, he was cleaning out his attic and discovered an old lamp. He gave it a rub and out popped a genie."For letting me out of my lamp, I'll grant you three wishes!" he said.
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What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd.
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A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."The small guy faints.
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