Children jokes

What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre surgeon?He sewed up the wrong hole, so now she's making money on the side.
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Why don't men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
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The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offerCOWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.FREE PUPPIES:PART COCKER SPANIEL -PART SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOGGERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.FULL SIZED MATTRESS.20 YR. WARRANTY.LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
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|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over. "What's wrong, Seamus?" Paddy asked. "Well didn't ya know, Paddy, that your wife fell out of the car about five miles back?" said Seamus. "Ah, praise the Almighty!" Paddy replied with relief. "I thought I'd gone deaf!"
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How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick is wet!Sent by Richard
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Did you hear about the pig who tried to
start
a hot-air balloon business?
He couldn't get it off the ground.
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A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one. Then the man asks, "Who's in the lounge?" The bartender replies. "15 people playing darts." The man says, "Get them a pint too."Then he asks, "Who's upstairs?" The bartender replies, "150 people at the disco.
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My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually responsible for it.
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Smith goes to
see his supervisor in the
front office.
"Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy
house-cleaning at home
tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic
and the garage,
moving and hauling stuff."

"We're
short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you
the day off.
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10 year old Johnny's mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been promising for some time now to buy poor Johnny a bike.Johnny, who loved his Momma dearly, hadn't made a big deal about it for a long time, but suddenly decided NOW was the right time to ask.
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