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What is a spiders favourite TV show ?
The
newly web game !
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|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"
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Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle
neck sweater?
To hide his flea collar.
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A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what?s the problem?"The mother says, "It?s my daughter Darla, she keeps getting these cravings,she?s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.
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Sports fad
invented by pigs:
Mud
wrestling.
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Joe decides to take
his boss Phil to play 9
holes on their lunch. While both men are playing
excellent they are
often held up by two women in front of them moving
at a very slow
pace. Joe offers to talk to the women and see if they can
speed it
up a bit. He gets about half of the way there stops and jogs

back.
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yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on. And you said Guess so she said Levi's.
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What do sea monsters have for dinner?
Fish
and ships.
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A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home.
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One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a fishing reel for his birthday. After selecting one, she inquired as to its cost.The owner replied, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but I'm blind and cannot see what reel you have. If you drop it on the floor, I'll recognize it and be of more help." So she did just that.
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