Christmas jokes

A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when their car breaks down. They are unable to get repairs completed and it appears that they will have to spend the night in a motel.The only motel in this town has only one room available so they have a minor problem.
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Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a

wheelbarrow.
Don't let people push you around.
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When can you dive in a swimming pool and
not
get your hair wet ?
When your bald !
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Karen: Have you noticed
that Daddy
is getting taller ?
Sharon: No, why ?
Karen: His head is sticking
through his hair.
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How many pilots does it take to change a
light
bulb?
None, it is done by the automatic pilot.
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So what exactly can I learn on the
Internet?
Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an
Indian.
How?
See? It's working already.
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There was an inebriated driver who was

pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell

out.

"YOU'RE DRUNK!" exclaimed the police
officer.

"Thank God for that!" said the drunk, "I thought the steering had

gone."
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Did you hear about the Georgia

accountant who absconded with all the accounts payable?
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yo
mama aint got no ears hollin bout let
me hear both sides of da story!
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The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply some 'Aftershave Lotion' around hisears when the customer yelled, "Don't put that crap on me!My wife says it smells like a French Whorehouse!"Another customer who was waiting replied, "Hey John, youcan put the 'Aftershave Lotion' on me...
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