Christmas jokes

Diet for Stress How's your stress level? This should help. It is more than a diet, so read on... This diet is designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during the day.Breakfast:1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz. skim milkLunch: 4 oz.
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What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them!Sent by Sonia
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Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her

rocking chair?
A: She wanted to rock and roll
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A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down the necessary money. The booth operator at first refused to let him have a turn, considering that his inebriated state would endanger the public. But the drunk insisted and was given a gun.
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There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went to the showerhouse.They were in the showerhouse and the first teenager noticed a cork up the other teenagers butt.
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Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can't refuse anything with 10% off.
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What do you get if you cross a grizzly
bear and a harp ?
A bear faced lyre !
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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a

shark ?
A bird that will talk you ear off !
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Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.Finally, his big sister had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
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Question: What do you call a gay man's scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
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