Christmas jokes

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
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What are your two favourite times to party?

Daytime and night-time!
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A police man was on
duty one night and he
headed up to "Make out
Mountain" to try to catch some couples in the
act.

When he got up there he stopped at the first car where a
couple sat,
and was surprised to see the man was reading and the girl
next to him
was knitting.
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Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!Judi: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.Judi: (looking shocked) Oh, you mean with one guy.
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A
lady opened her refrigerator and saw a
rabbit sitting on one of the
shelves,
"What are you doing in
there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't
it?"
The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm

westing."
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What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally deficient.
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John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voiceon the ot other end says, "This is Susan. We met a partyabout 3 months ago."John: "Hmm... Susan? about 3 months ago?"Susan: "Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you tookme home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat. Youtold me I was a good sport.
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Q: What's one thing everybody sees in
a
blonde?

A: A dick.
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A man appears before a judge one day, asking

for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and then
says,
"Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."

"Because,"
the man says,"I live in a two-story house.
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What do you call three blondes on Santa's Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam
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