Christmas jokes

How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
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'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a redneck named Taylor.His first name was Bubba, Joe was his middle,And a-runnin' down his chin Was a trickle of spittle.His socks, they were hung by the chimney with care,And therefore there was a foul stench in the air.
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Mafia Victim Barbie
...feet set in cement--she really sinks!
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If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline to a friend as you're walking by the annoying someone. Repeat this ritual (making sure the annoyance can hear you) constantly, but never tell the annoying someone the rest of the joke.
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How do nuns surf the web? On the
Hymnternet.
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.February 17, 1993In July, a Jackson Center, Pa.
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Q: How
do you recognize a blonde at a car
wash?

A: She's the one on her bike.
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How do you start an insect race ?
One, two,
flea - go
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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would
you have ?
Plenty of milk !
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Q: How many Chinese Red Guards
does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10,000 - to give the bulb a cultural
revolution.
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