Christmas jokes

Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
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While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small investors.A guy went to his financial adviser at the bank and ask if he were worried.He replied that he slept like a baby.He was amazed and asked, "Really? Even with all the fluctuations?"He said "Yes, that's right. Just like a baby...
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Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here's $140.
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What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent. Wedding cake!
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Who dropped a wad of notes with
an elastic
band round them?
I did!
Well, here's the elastic band.
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This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the doctor comes out of the operating room, he comes up to him and asks to see his wife and baby.Doctor: I have something to tell you... Your baby has got no legs... Father: Oh... I guess it's still my son. Let me see it.Doctor: He's got no arms either...
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What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
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|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip. The guy says, "I'll bet you my tab double or nothing that I can bite my eye." The bartender accepts the bet, and the guy pulls out his glass eye and bites it.He has a few more drinks and asks for his bill again.
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Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started by saying, "I think my wife is fooling around on me. I went home the other day and found a hammer and a saw under our bed. I think she is cheatin' on me with a carpenter!"Tom answered, "Ya, I think my wife is not faithful either.
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