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Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step
on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?
Lady: You
certainly did!
Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the
right
row!
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The swing doors of the Wild
West saloon
crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury.
"All right!" he
raged, "all right! Who did it? What goldarned
varmint painted my
horse blue?"
The huge figure of Black Jake, notorious gunfighter and
town baddie
rose from a chair by the door.
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West saloon
crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury.
"All right!" he
raged, "all right! Who did it? What goldarned
varmint painted my
horse blue?"
The huge figure of Black Jake, notorious gunfighter and
town baddie
rose from a chair by the door.
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Q:
Did you hear about the Polak who married
an Amish woman?
A: He drove her buggy.
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Did you hear about the Polak who married
an Amish woman?
A: He drove her buggy.
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Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill just dates and dates.Finally a friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?""No," Bill replies.
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Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa seven!
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There was a man staying the night
in a hotel. He called the
front desk and said,
"Excuse me, sir,
I've got a leak in my sink."
The man at the front desk replied,
"Oh, okay, go ahead, but most
guests just use the toilet."
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in a hotel. He called the
front desk and said,
"Excuse me, sir,
I've got a leak in my sink."
The man at the front desk replied,
"Oh, okay, go ahead, but most
guests just use the toilet."
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|Mom's Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan. Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr "no, no." Add margarine to 2 cups sugar. Take shortening can away from Jr. and clean cupboards. Measure 1/3 cup cocoa. Take shortening can away from Jr. again and bathe cat.
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Q: Why did the
IRS recently audit Bill
Clinton?
A: Because he filed as head of the household.
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IRS recently audit Bill
Clinton?
A: Because he filed as head of the household.
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The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while brushing your teethLunch - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers"- those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime butnow cost sixty five cents.
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