Christmas jokes

Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service!What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off you when you die !What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead lawyer on the road? There are skid marks in front
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What is a parrot's favorite
game?
Hide
and Speak!
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Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It's
nothing but skin and
bones.
Waiter: Would you like the feathers,
too?
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I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."
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Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just can't leave her behind alone.
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A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes whodied January 3, 1803. His comely young widow, aged23, has many qualifications of a good wife, andyearns to be comforted.
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Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When
he turns his cow to pasture.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
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First person: Do you know how to
save five
lawyers who are drowning?
Second person: No.
First person:
Good!
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The Chocolate Bar
by Ken I Havesum
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