Christmas jokes

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt. 2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you. 3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the darn thing to work.
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What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!
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The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with math word problems, if they could relate them to real life examples.
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"Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband."How can you tell ?" he asked. "Did you smell it ?""Nope. But a bunch of mice from over to his place came over here this morning and beat the shit out of our cats . . ."
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There were three ladies at the obstetrician's office, waiting to see what their results were. When the first young woman came back to the waiting room, she was very happy."I'm going to have a boy!" she declared. "The doctor said that if my husband was on top, I would have a boy."When the second young woman came back, she was very happy, too.
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What did one slug say to another who
had hit him and
rushed off?
I'll get you next slime!
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Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit!

Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it.
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A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance and he was reviewing her form. He noted that she stated that she had three sons, but only has one name listed, "Leroy". "Yes", she replied, "All three sons are named Leroy.""Why would you do that?", inquired the government worker.
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YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS
ALL THE
KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y
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Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger Carasso, for the UCB PsychologyDepartment. It is intended to be used by companies that arerecruiting on campus. With this test you can determine whether anapplicant you are interviewing is a Robot, a Vulcan/Math MAjor, or aLiberal Arts major.
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