Christmas jokes

|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening.
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Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have badnews and goodnews. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, andwill need helpeating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."Harry says, "My God.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the other watches snatches!
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Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying
to call the zoo for
hours!
Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were
busy!
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How does the captain know the aircraft is
safely at the ramp?
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
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Today is my twenty-fifth wedding

anniversary.
Really?
Yes, I've been married twenty-five times!
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Did you hear about the guy
from
Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which
part of
the olive to throw away?
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A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport."These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained."These fairways seem to be getting longer too," said one of the others."The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them too," said the third senior.
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|Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.
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