Clinton Bridge
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What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They're both upset Clinton finished first.They called off the investigation of President Clinton due to a lack of evidence. Turns out he didn't tell her to lie, he told her to kneel.How will Clinton build his bridge to the 21st century? Apparently while part of a federal prison work release program.What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy? One tries to hump the leg of every woman in the White House, the other is a chocolate labrador.
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|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night. He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and getting the door opened. His wife, waiting up for him, would go to the door and let him in.
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Three New Zealanders and three
Aussies are
travelling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in
England.
At the station, the three Aussies each buy a ticket
and watch as the
three New Zealanders buy just one ticket between
them. "How are the
three of you going to travel on only one ticket?"
asks one of the Aussies.
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Aussies are
travelling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in
England.
At the station, the three Aussies each buy a ticket
and watch as the
three New Zealanders buy just one ticket between
them. "How are the
three of you going to travel on only one ticket?"
asks one of the Aussies.
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A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt. The barman looks amazed as she orders another and again tips it down her skirt.
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A wealthy man sat in his attorney's
office.
"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"
the lawyer
asked.
"Give me the bad news first."
"Your wife found a picture
worth a half-million dollars."
"That's the bad news?" the man asked
incredulously.
"I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
"It's
of you and your mistress."
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office.
"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"
the lawyer
asked.
"Give me the bad news first."
"Your wife found a picture
worth a half-million dollars."
"That's the bad news?" the man asked
incredulously.
"I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
"It's
of you and your mistress."
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|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the
freezer ?
Mice cubes !
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freezer ?
Mice cubes !
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A lone tourist who is passing through the
suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical
problems with the automobile. The car stalls and the tourist parks
the
car by the side of the road and waits for help.
Not
much later, a farmer happens to pass by with a truck full of farm
animals.
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suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical
problems with the automobile. The car stalls and the tourist parks
the
car by the side of the road and waits for help.
Not
much later, a farmer happens to pass by with a truck full of farm
animals.
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When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what
should you do?
Take the words right out of his mouth.
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should you do?
Take the words right out of his mouth.
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|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?A: Blow in her ear.Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?A: She drowns it.
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A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde
wife said she was going with him.. That they never did anything
together.. So, they went.. He put her in a stand by herself.. Later in
the
morning he heard her shoot.. He went over to her stand and she
was pointing
her rifle at a guy with a cowboy hat on..
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wife said she was going with him.. That they never did anything
together.. So, they went.. He put her in a stand by herself.. Later in
the
morning he heard her shoot.. He went over to her stand and she
was pointing
her rifle at a guy with a cowboy hat on..
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