Clinton in History

Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, look up, but never start his backswing. Finally David, his playing partner, asked, "Why on Earth are you taking so long to make this shot?""My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse, and I want to make this shot a good one," said Bob.
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The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. "After all, dear," she said to her husband, "you wouldn't expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?""No," her husband replied."Nor would I expect to find gift wrapping on a dead beaver."
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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip
into space ?
He wanted to find Pluto !
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Patient: Doctor, if
I give up
wine, women, and song, will I live longer?

Doctor: Not really. It
will just seem longer.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ari
!
Ari who ?
Arin't you glad you use Dial !
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Q. What did the fog say to the light rain
after her
vacation?
A. I mist you.
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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.) 7.
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What is the best thing to take when

you're run over?
The number of the car that hit you.
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There's this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is one beer. So he goes up to the bar, hops up on the stool and asks the bartender for a beer.Bartender: "Sorry mister, can't give it to ya." Mushroom: "C'mon, just one beer..please?" Bartender: "Nope, can't do it."The mushroom looks around and says again, "C'mon, just..
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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
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