Clinton jokes

One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word "tragedy." "Well," one girl replied, "If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!" The President smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie.
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A certain little girl, when asked
her
name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother
told
her this was wrong, she must say,"I'm Janey Sugarbrown."

The
Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,"Aren't you Mr.
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A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older priest what he should give a cocksucker."Oh," says the older priest, "give the altar boy a dollar or so, if you feel like it. Personally, I never give them more than fifty cents."
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On a rural road a state trooper pulled this
farmer over and said:
"Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the
car several miles
back?"

To which the farmer replied: "Thank
God, I thought I had gone
deaf!"
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Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It's called, "Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy."
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Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead ofa ticket. So, he asks the man his name."Fred," he replies."Fred what?" the officer asks."Just Fred," the man responds.
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An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks.
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What's the national anthem of Puerto
Rico?

"Attention K-Mart shoppers..."
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Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill." Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, figuring it was some incidental expense. Bills for $200.
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When the airline
Captain announced they
were flying over Salt Lake
City, Utah, a woman
told the man
sitting beside her, "I understand this is the home of the
Mormon
religion
where husbands believe it's OK to have more than one wife."
That's
true," he replied, "as
a matter of fact I happen to be a Mormon
myself and have nine wives.
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