Clinton jokes

A guy runs out of a Las
Vegas hotel and
says to a stranger, "Can you
loan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a
terrible accident."

The stranger says, "If you need two hundred
dollars, what are you
using to gamble with?"

The guy replies,
"Oh, I've got gambling money."
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A man is in a bar having a

drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks
up
the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off
again. This
time he picks the guy up and asks, ''Where do you
live?''

Being a kind soul, the man takes the guy to his car, puts
him in the
back seat, and drives him home.
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John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one day John came
home clutching a
package containing a brand-new video.
'Where in
the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked
his
father suspiciously.
'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the
TV in for
it.'
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Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
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How do they dance in Arabia?
Sheik-to-sheik
(cheek).
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There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinschersays to the guy with a Chihuahua, 'Let's go over tothat restaurant and get something to eat.' The guy with the Chihuahua says, 'We can't go in there.We've got dogs with us.' The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, 'Just follow my lead.
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1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11.
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There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor's.The first guy says, "Doctor, doctor, you've got to help me!""What's the problem?" asks the doctor."I have no dick!"So the doctor gives him a metal dick and tells him to come back in a week.
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What did the hotel manager say to the
elephant
that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out
!"
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What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
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