Clinton jokes

Why We Appreciate Men And How Our Bubbles Get Burst When He Ain't Prince Charming!! (and added comments)1. They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder that's perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep. (At least that's what his girlfriend/wife says - depending on which YOU are!)2.
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What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
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|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called. But the chief has only $4, and no credit card (unfortunately B-) ).
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Q. How do you make holy water?
A. Boil
the hell out of it.
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A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
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Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.
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A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they

told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face

replied,


"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been
asking that question
all day, and each time I get a different
answer."
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How can you tell if someone who's just had

a perm is on the phone?
You get a frizzy signal!
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Why did the piglets get in trouble in their

stained glass class?
They stained it with mud.
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The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were "protecting." Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for this job. If he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing.
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