Clinton jokes

How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
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What would you hear at a cow concert?

Moo-sic!
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Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!
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The boy asks his dad:"What's the difference between a 'cunt' and a 'pussy'?"The dad gets a Penthouse magazine, draws a circle around acrotch and says: "Everything inside the circle is a 'pussy',everything outside the circle is a 'cunt'"
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The Sunday
School teacher asked if
any of the children's parents had quoted from
the Bible in the past
week. Little Timmy paused, but then spoke up,
"My daddy doesn't
have any hair on his head. Daddy says that God put
hair on everything
that he was ashamed of."
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Q: How do you keep a
blonde in
suspense?

A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to
say
'hi.'
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The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat.When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam war...
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A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.
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A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. When he arrives home, he tellshis wife about the purchase he's just made."Olympic condoms?" she blurts, "What makes them so special?""There are three colors," he explains, "gold, silver and bronze.
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