Clinton jokes

Did you hear about the vampire
who died of
a broken heart?
He had loved in vein.
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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow blower coming.
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A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly,asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do."Nope, no laundry," the boy said, "I'm going to wash my dog!""But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog.
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Why do the elephants have short tails
?
Because they can't remember long stories !
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A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to her senses, the doctor approaches her bed and says:"I'm sorry to tell you, Mrs. Smith, that your baby has some serious problems." "What problems, doctor? I mean, when it arrives, I'll love it. It's my child and I'll love it regardless." "Well, yes, of course,...
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A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda young native to accompany him as his guide. Soon, a large flockof birds flew overhead and the hunter took aim.
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Policeman: Didn't you hear me

whistle at you?
Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive.
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Father: What did you learn in school today
?
Son: That three and three are seven.
Father: Three and three are
six !
Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !
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Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie
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How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American commit suicide? He tells this joke to a Russian.
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