Clinton jokes

My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion.

Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.
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"Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the Sun!"
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adelia
!
Adelia who ?
Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !
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My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion about how Jesus of Nazareth was named. How did he become known as the Messiah, or Christ. One of the scholars argued that the name was a Greek corruption of Aramaic, and purists and fundamentalists ought to use the name Joshua.
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|Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees.A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle.
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A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a

friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?"
"I paid through the
nose!" he replied
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Q: What's the difference
between Indiana
and a blonde?

A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.
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Why can't meteorologists forecast the

weather?


-They are too busy studying comets and meteors
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Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
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