Clinton jokes

Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out
there?" Kate: "I
don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."
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An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins."How am I doing?" He asks."Three knots," she replies. "Three knots? What's that mean?""You're not hard, you're not in, and you're not getting your money back."
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"This is my tryout for Nascar." "I've got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am missing." "That McDonald's offer is for a Limited Time only and buddy, that could run out at ANYTIME!" "I'm trying to rush home for the new Hanson video debut on MTV." "Cause those Gorditas rule." "Uh-Oh..Wapner's on...I'm an excellent driver.
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A guy walks into his doctor and says,"Doc, you gotta help me, I can't remember anything!"The doc asks, "How long have you had this problem?"The guy says, "What problem?"
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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?
To
see if blondes have more fun.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk

and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven!
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At Parris Island, a sergeant was teaching a
private to
throw a grenade at a pracitice training course. He ran
about 10 yards away
to be safe, and yelled the instructions.
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A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain announces: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Ourengines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down momentarily.
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Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did.
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How many psychiatrists
does it take
to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the
DSM-IV.
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