Clinton jokes

How
do you get an elephant into a
matchbox ?
Take all the matches out first !
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"I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other. "I'm filing for an divorce.""Sorry to hear that pal." said his partner. "May I ask why?""I found her supply of birth control pills." said the first."Listen Frank, with all due respect to your religion, I just can't see leaving your wife for what the Church says is a sin.
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Fred: I've
added these figures ten times.

Teacher: Good work!
Fred: And here are my ten answers !
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A guy came home to his wife and said to her: "Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 AM start, 2 PM finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week!" "That's great," his wife said. "Yeah, I thought so too," he agreed. "You start on Monday."
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Did you like www.flower.com?
Not at
first....but it grew on me!
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.This last weekend I was reminded at the pace we are converting to metric. I was on I-75 in Ohio when I saw a sign that said:All signs metricNext 20 miles
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Seymour was a good and pious man, and when
he passed away,
the Lord
himself greeted him at the pearly gates
of heaven.
"Hungry, Seymour?" the Lord asked.
"I could eat,"
said Seymour.
The Lord opened a can of tuna, and they shared
it.
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|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As you may already know, the Darwin Awards are for those nominees who will not be contributing to the gene pool (thankfully).The 1997 nominees are: NOMINEE No.
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Did you hear about the new
restaurant on
the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
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Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
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