Clinton jokes

A woman
went to the doctor and complained
that she was suffering from I knee
pains. "Do you indulge in any
activity that puts a lot of pressure on
your knees?" asked the doctor.
"Every night, my husband and I have sex
on the floor doggy style."
"I see," said the doctor.
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What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
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|Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
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A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the flower beds. He goes over and says,"Can I help? Have you lost something?""No," says one of the doctors. "We're about to do a heart transplant onan accountant and we're looking for a suitable stone."
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Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71 cannot get a credit card
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What did they say about the burger who went
skiing
for the first time?
How the meaty have fallen!
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!
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What do you have in December that you don't

have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !
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I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake?

No!
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Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to take her chances. As she climbed on the big Palimino, it took off at a gallop. Sally was sliding off. She tried to grab the mane but she couldn't seem to get a grip. So in a great rush she threw herself from the thundering horse, but her foot got caught in the stirup.
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