Clinton jokes

Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your
arm?"
Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
Boy 1: "Eating Easter
candy won't give you a bruise."
Boy 2: "It will if it's your big
brother's candy!"
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with
the
Internet?
I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.
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Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
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Plan ahead... It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.Don't listen to critics - do what must be done.Build on high ground.For safety's sake, travel in pairs.Two heads are better than one.Speed isn't always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board...
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Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a

broom? A: By witchful thinking.
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What is Bill Clinton's favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
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Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps an MG convertible.That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar XK140 convertible.
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A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several

weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Every

summer, he would invite one friend or another to stay with him there
for a
week or two.

One summer he invited a Czechoslovakian
friend to visit him.
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In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.In prison you get three meals a day.At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.In prison you get time off for good behavior.At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
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A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.
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