Clinton jokes

What part of a football ground is never the

same?
The changing rooms!
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Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image

of his father
Never mind just so long as he's healthy!
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|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child.The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child. It went like this: "Some parents," she said, "tell the older child, 'We love you so much we decided to bring another child into this family.
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Did you hear about the blonde that
stayed
up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on her.
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Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It's not my fault...I ran out of money!
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Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to
avoid a box that fell
out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a
policeman pulled him
over for reckless driving. Fortunately,
another officer had seen the
carton in the road. The policmen stopped
traffic and recovered the box. It
was found to contain large
upholstery tacks.
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There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy thew the comdom out the window. His girlfriend gotmad at him she wanted to go again. So he got out of the carand went to find the condom. He found that a little boy had found it and when he asked forit back the boy refused. "C'mon" he begged, "I'll give u a dollar.
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What is a horses favourite TV show?

Neeeebours
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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a

flea ?
Bugs Bunny !
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