Clinton jokes

How do gossipy hamburgers spend their
time?
They chew the fat.
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I don't think these photographs
you've
taken do me justice.
You don't want justice - you want mercy !
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What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
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A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman comes out of the bathroom completely naked and looks at her husband who is already in bed.
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What's an actuary?
An accountant without
the sense of humour.
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Why don't astronauts get hungry after being

blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
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Well-known lodging chain

announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way you'll see

a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last guest was eating an

M&M.
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What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four
elephants walking over the
hill towards him wearing
sunglasses?
Nothing, he didn't recognize them!
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|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."
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There's a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog called Fido, who's 24, which is very old for a dog. One day the dog tragically dies, and they bury him but keep his tail separate as a memorial.That night, the man hears a strange noise and rushes downstairs to find the dog's ghost, demanding for his tail back.
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