Cock fights

There were these two Engineers who decided

they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As
it
happened, they lucked out and got a moose. Unfortunately, they
were
about a mile from their truck. They were having a tough time
dragging the
animal by the hind legs when a Wildlife Biologist
happened upon them.
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Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so
fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were

leaving.
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Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had been using extremely bad language and not to come to school. The next day when the twins each gave there dad the letter he gave them a hiding and sent them to bed.
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"Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool."Well, I'd have to say it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent."Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been married to one of those for years and years now!"
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What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!
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Why are football players never asked for
dinner?
Because they're always dribbling!
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Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
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One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked, heavily into the act of lovemaking.
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An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time. One was named Edith; the other named Kate.They met, discovered they had the same fiancee, and told him: "Get out of our lives you rascal.We'll teach you that you can't have your Kate and Edith, too."
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|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
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