College jokes

|If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. Rule # 2 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
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It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. You may not drive barefooted. It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty. It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy. Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce.
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What nationality is Santa Claus?
North
Polish.
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A
minister told his congregation, "Next
week I plan to preach about the
sin of lying. To help you
understand my sermon, I want you all to read
Mark 17."

The following
Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the
minister asked
for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark
17.
Every hand went up.
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There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single bars, singles dances etc., but she could never meet anyone who would go on a date with her, much less sleep with her. So in her desperation she went to see a sex doctor, named Dr. Chang.She asked Dr. Chang, "Doctor, please help me find out what's wrong with me!"So Dr.
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A father, mother, and son were going to Europe

and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They

didn't want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they
told him
that the men with really big dicks were really really dumb,
and that the
woman with really big tits were really really dumb.
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Junkie Barbie ...complete with needle tracks
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RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you're ugly, you probably are. Don't ask us.Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.Don't cut your hair. For any reason. Ever.If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.Sometimes we're NOT thinking about you. Live with it.
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Did you hear about the vampire who got

married?
He proposed to his girl-fiend.
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A hungry lion was
roaming through
the jungle looking for something to eat.
He came across two men. One
was sitting under a tree reading a book;
the other was typing away
on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on
the man reading the
book and devoured him.
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