College jokes

The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. . .After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. So he made up a sign and posted it in the field.
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A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs. Finkelstein, "Tell me,Becky, have you heard by chance what's going on in Rome?""No," said Mrs Finkelstein. "I haven't.
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Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this year?They are called Lewin-skis. They are for people who like to go down.
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Whats the difference between premenstrual
tension
and BSE?
One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural
problem.
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"Should the cabin
lose pressure, oxygen
masks will drop from the overhead area. Please
place the bag over
your own mouth and nose before assisting children or
other adults
acting like children."
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When a
blonde goes to London on a plane,
how can you steal her window seat ?
Tell her the seats that are going
to London are all in the middle
row
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Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.In addition Wife 1.
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Q. What does CHAOS stand
for?
A.
The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
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How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
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Why can't girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
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