Colombian computer joke

Secret tips for making a marriage last...My wife and I have the secrets to making a marriage last...1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, goodfood and companionship. She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays.2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida, mine is in NY.3.
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There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was totally destroyed. There were millions of people dead it was a real tragedy. With that many people of course things got backed up at the pearly gates, where they have to interview everyone. The people were lined up for miles.
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Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they're all over you.
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"I'm fed up with your jealousy," the furious wife told her husband."Do you think I don't realize you're having me followed by a detective who's tall, blond, has green eyes and is very nice, although a little shy at first?"
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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out.
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Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.
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Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again after swinging.Oxymoron: an easy par three.A hack: when your divot flies further than your ball.Bad golfer: someone who can take strokes off his game only with an eraser.Duffer: the only guy in the world who has an unplayable lie when he tees up.
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It was New Year's Eve ... by then, actually, it was very early on New Year's morning. The drunk staggered out of the men's room and wobbled his way to the bar."I, uh, lll..., I'll ha-have anudder. Maske itta dubble." The bartender looks him over and notices the vomit staining the front of the drunk's sharp looking suit.
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The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of the couple making love on their honeymoon night as a gag wedding gift. They accomplished this by hiding a tape recording under the newlywed's bed that evening.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?He didn't have the guts!
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