Colombian computer joke

Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson

Mandela are in an airplane with
20 kids. The airplane gets a failure
and is doomed to crash. The plane
has
only 20 parachutes. Nelson
Mandela, as a great humanitarian says that
children should have
them.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blood
!
Blood who ?
Blood brothers !
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Why do they put a suicide watch on death row
prisoners? Why
would you care if a man you're planning to kill
anyway, kills himself?
Does it spoil the fun?

I also think
about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day
before his
execution, managed to take a drug overdose.
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Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood

test.
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How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she's their mother....
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"Darling," she whispered after they had finished making love, "Will you still make love like that to me after we're married ?"He considered this for a moment, and then replied, "I think so.I've always been especially fond of married women."
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|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in the foot after offering you a blindfold and a last cigarrette.BASIC (interpreted): You shoot yourself in the foot with a water pistol until your leg is waterlogged and rots off.
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|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go.
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A pirate was talking to a

"land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any

self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of
his
hands, and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to
find out how
the pirate got in such bad shape.
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The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host

What happened?
He turned out to be a big boar.
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