Computer jokes

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small

bucket.
You do look a little pail.
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Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
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|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?A: The police. Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
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How to elephants talk to each other ?
By
'elephone !
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How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
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Why can't an elephant ride a

bicycle?
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
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Why
did the wizard wear a yellow robe to
the Halloween party?
He was going as a banana.
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What is the best type of
story to tell a
runaway horse?
A tale of whoa!
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A butler came running into his important
master's
office.
"Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What
shall I do with
him?" Without looking up from his work the master
said, "Tell him I
can't see him."
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