Computer jokes

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The
turkey - he's always stuffed !
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What does KFC and a woman have in
common?
Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there's still a

greasy box to put your bone in.
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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she
brings down
the bridge too
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Why do elephants have trunks ?
Because
they would look silly carrying suitcases !
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Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and
nephews. However, she had
relatives all over the country.

The
problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she

hated flying. No matter how safe people told her it was, she was always

worried that someone would have a bomb on the plane.
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What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
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What do you call a black Eskimo dog ?
A dusky
husky !
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|'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my spouse.Instructions were studied and we were inspired,In hopes we could manage "Some Assembly Required.
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Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration - that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper. "Gladly," responded the good man.
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Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman wasawaiting his arrival. She begged him to stay and cuddle with her on the couch.Santa declined, saying "Ho-ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents, you know."Trying again, the lovely young thing removed her clothing down to her underwear.
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