Computer jokes

It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives.When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to be married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and they still desired wedded union. He thought about it and agreed, but said they would have to wait.
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A few children's books that didn't make the cut:1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad's New Wife Robert 4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book 6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking 7. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 8.
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On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten

teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son
handed
her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I
bet I
know what it is - flowers!"

"That's right!" said the
boy, "but how did you know?"

"Just a wild guess," she
said.
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After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.
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A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He missed every target and most of the hills behind them. Despondent, he said to the sergeant, "I think I'll just go and shoot myself."The sergeant said, "Better take a couple of extra bullets!"
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How many auditors does it take to change a

light bulb?
How many did it take last year?
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It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter.As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the snake.
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Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're
purr-fect!
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Q. Have you heard the latest
scandal? A. Dr.
Pepper was drunk at a party.
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The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid

Spanking
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