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|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college students to join the VOLAR. But the culminating point of his oration was greeted with cat calls, whistles and projection of rotten eggs and an assortment of no less rotten vegetables and fruits. A visitor asked a student: "Why you throw tomatoes at the man and now you are applauding him?""We want an encore. I still have some tomatoes left!" explained the student.
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A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an
M L."
The bartender says, "What's an M L?"
The
brunette says, "A Miller Light."
Another brunette walks in and
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M L."
The bartender says, "What's an M L?"
The
brunette says, "A Miller Light."
Another brunette walks in and
says, "Gimme a B L"
The bartender says, "What's a B L?"
She says, "Bud Light."
A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a
15.
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There was a Japanese man who went to America for
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the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to
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sightseeing. On
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Police in
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interrogated a suspect by placing a metal
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the copy button
each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the
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Radnor, Pennsylvania,
interrogated a suspect by placing a metal
colander on his head and
connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The
message "He's
lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed
the copy button
each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the
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the gorilla
went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless.
When the
guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the
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day. While standing in front of the gorilla's cage,
a gust of wind
swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid,
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guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the
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