Cop coming upon a young couple making out...

Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
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Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone."Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the druggist and demand an apology.
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"You and your husband
don't seem to have
an awful lot in
common," said the new tenant's neighbor. "Why on
earth
did you get married?"

"I suppose it was the old business
of 'opposites attract',"
was the reply. "He wasn't pregnant and I
was."
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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a

dog?
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
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Your momma is so fat that her measurements
are 26-34-28,
and her other arm is just as big!
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Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5.
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Looking
Forward by Felix Ited
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Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase a can of gasoline. "I'm sorry, sister," said the attendant, "but all I have for you to carry it in is an old chamberpot. The nuns agreed that this would be fine. They returned to the car.
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Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle
of aspirin and
a pot of glue?
Why?
Because I've been at my
computer all day and I've got a splitting
headache!
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Patron: This bread
is stale.
Waiter: It
wasn't last week.
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