Cow jokes

Pigs don't look very smart to me.
Sure, they
are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a
farmer's
ear?
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|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .Windows 95 for my PCOn the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .2 GPFsand Windows 95 for my PCOn the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .3 ports not responding2 GPFsand Windows 95 for my PCOn the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .
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A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to show her daughter that she's a hip parent and tries to get her daughter to open up and talk about dating boys and what it's like for her. Mom: So....
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One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly the pub door swings open and in walks a Humbug.?Fuck me? shouts Polo, and immediately dives under the table.?What the fuck are you doing that for?? says Smartie.?That humbug always gives me a right good kicking whenever I seehim, so I?m hiding from him? says Polo.
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Q: Why did God
create man before woman?

A: He didn't want any advice.
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Q: How many editors does it take to change
a lightbulb?
A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
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When do men insist that women are
illogical?
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
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What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can't get your kids to eat spinach.
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Did you hear about the idiot who filled
out an employment
application?
In the blank labeled "Church
Preference" he filled in: Red
brick.
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