Cow jokes

...there's a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found? ...you buy an answering machine so you won't miss any calls, and then everyone hangs up when they hear the machine answer? ...there's a cop car in sight and everyone thinks they have to drive 10-15 mph slower than the speed limit? ...
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A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks in, and the boss says, "This job requires you to notice a lot of details.
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Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV
sports?
A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
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A Christian man had
just died and was on
his way to heaven. When he got to the gates of
heaven he met an
angel. The angel asked him what God's name was.

'Oh that's
easy,' the man replied, 'His name is Andy.'

'What make you
think his name is Andy?' the angel asked
incredulously.
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You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant. You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough. If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid. I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you. You were the answer to a prayer.
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Q. What do you call a
handcuffed man?
A.
Trustworthy.
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Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, "We stand in front of our work."Sign on a muffler shop in Santa Cruz, "We're the Nobody that Midas brags about."
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A patient asked the dentist, if it
wasn't
nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth.
The
dentist answered "I just think of it as having my hands in their

wallet."
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A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on the other. She wants to show thatthere is something good to eat in betweenThanksgiving and Christmas.
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