Cow jokes

I want to be an astronaut when I grow
up.
What high hopes you have !
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I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly. I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs. Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious! You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick. You should have been born in the Dark Ages you look terrible in the light.
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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said

"Go forth and multiply" ?
They couldn't, they were adders !
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Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?A. Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.Q. What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant?A. Have sex once a year.Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.Q.
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A psychologist returned from a confrence
in Aspen lodge, where all
the psychologists were permited to ski
for free. Her husband asked her,
"How it went?". She replied, "Fine,
but I've never seen so many
Freudians slips."
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What's musical and
holds gallons and
gallons of beer?
A barrel organ.
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Did you hear about the pig's vacation?
They
had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up

as bears and raided all the garbage cans.
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Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I
didn't know where the
Rockies were.
Mother: Well next time
remember where you put things!
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A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
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A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vegetables?""No. We have only canned and dry goods."The next day, the duck returns."Got any fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vegetables?""No. I told you yesterday, we have only canned and dry goods.
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