Cow jokes

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?
Get a
small hankie!
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What do you mean today's our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV. Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!! And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska! Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there. Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.
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The Top 15 Surprises in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars"15 New scene in which Chewbacca teaches Han Solo how to lick himself.14 He might not sound as fearsome as before, but that Primatene Mist of Darth Vader's seems to have helped his breathing immensely.13 Added scene in which Tonya Harding whacks Princess Lea on the knee with a light saber.
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Men are like government bonds.

They take so
long to mature.
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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of

raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish.
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|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia----------------- -------------------------- -------------------------- -----------BritainBOAC = Better on a camel
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your

bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay
attention!
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When should you care for a man's company?When he owns it.
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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and
hates
neighbours ?
A hermit crab !
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