Cow jokes

Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the EuropeanParliament has commissioned a feasibility study in ways of improvingefficiency in communications between Government departments.
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With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he was not having sex with that woman... Of course he was referring to Hillary!
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Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a

choice of computers to use.
Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the
one we've got or don't
use any at all.
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Something
happened to me yesterday that
will never, ever, happen to me again.
How can you be so sure?
I
was 10 years old yesterday.
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A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go atit.When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window,takes deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side,jumps back into bed with the hooker and commences to repeat theperformance.
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What is red and dangerous ?
Strawberry and
tarantula jelly !
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Knock Knock...Who's There?Boo...Boo Who?Stop crying it's just a joke!
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If you take half from
a half dollar, what do
you have?
A dollar.
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This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans. Along the way he picks up a redneck.The redneck looks quizzically at the dash board and says, "What arethose thangs?" The driver says, "Those are golf tees".The redneck asks, "What those are for?" The driver says "Those holdmy balls when I drive.
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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween

party?
Hallowieners!
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