Criminal jokes

Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
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Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.5. Go for younger men.
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One day our
professor was discussing a
particularly complicated concept. A pre-med
student rudely interrupted
to ask, "Why do we have to learn this
pointless
information"

"To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the

lecture.

A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again.
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What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Q: Why do brunettes know so many
blonde
jokes?
A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
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Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex."It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled."That sounds wonderful," said Jed."Yes.
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Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row? Donna: I dunno. How? Me: Tell her the same dumb blonde joke twice in a row. Me: Hey Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?
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Does this bus stop at the river?
If it
doesn't there'll be a very big splash.
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"Waiter, waiter,there's a hand in my

soup."
"That's not your soup, sir, that's your finger bowl."
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I just sent my first
e-mail.
Kongratulations!
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