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A doctor tells his patient -"I've got some good news and I've got some bad news for you". So, the patient asks, "What's the good news, Doc?"And the doctor says, "They're going to name a disease after you!"
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|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance. Here is a collection of some of these lame names for the NFL.
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At the first session of a conversion class
the
minister conducting the class asked, "What must
we do before
we can expect forgiveness from sin?"

After a long silence, one
of the men in attendance
raised his hand and said:

"Sin?"
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What do
tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !
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|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks.
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Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food from staring.
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Yo mama is so ugly the government
moved
halloween to her birthday.
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Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a

perfect unison?
A: Shoot one.
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A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall that seemed to be moving. He called it to the bartender's attention. He glanced at it and said, "It's a ladybug."After a moment of stunned silence the customer said, "Good Lord, what incredible eyesight you have!"
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A monster and a zombie went into a

funeral home. 'I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who
has
just died,' said the monster.
'Certainly ma'am,' said the
undertaker, 'but there was really no
need to bring her with
you.'
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