Cut by a Razor

On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make sure everything was done according to proper etiquette. So she begins and says, "Sir, I offer you my honor."He replies, "I honor your offer."And that's how it goes all night. Honor, offer. Honor, offer. Honor, offer.
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign.
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Did you hear
about the ghoul's favorite
hotel? It had running rot and mould in every
room.
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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown

one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big

father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her,
squashing her
into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
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How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first
meet?

They were both dating the same girl in high school.
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Why is a dog like a baseball
player?
He
runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they

told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face

replied,


"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been
asking that question
all day, and each time I get a different
answer."
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What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can shoot outlaws!
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A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him."Why do we have to learn this stuff?" the frustrated student blurted out."To save lives," the professor responded before continuing the lecture.A few minutes later the student spoke up again.
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When do ghosts usually appear?
Just before
someone screams.
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