Dance jokes

The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen
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Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps stop their cheerleaders from grazing!
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What happened when the monster stole a bottle

of perfume?
He was convicted of fragrancy.
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A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan.She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Lakers fans too.Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they're Lakers fans too, except ONE kid, ...named Josh.
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Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom
attendant job?
A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!
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A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all the meetings, she decided she would go to the roof of the hotel she was staying in and sunbathe to help her relax. She went to the top of the hotel, stripped down, and layed face down on the roof. After about an hour of sunbathing, she heard someone come on the roof.
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How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
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A young man asked an old rich
man how he
made his money.

The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and
said, "Well, son, it
was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I
was down to my last
nickel.

"I invested that nickel in an
apple.
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For me, penises are a hobby ... kinda like fishing ... The small ones you throw back, The good-sized ones you take home for dinner, and The big ones you mount."
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Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.Chemical properties: Very active. Often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
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