Dead and dying jokes

On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of the hotel while the sun is setting. "Honey," she says, "now that we're married, will you tell me what a penis is?"He almost fell off the chair when he heard her ask. So, being her husband, he led her into their room and took his pants off. "*This*, my love, is a penis.
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The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of the couple making love on their honeymoon night as a gag wedding gift. They accomplished this by hiding a tape recording under the newlywed's bed that evening.
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A lady with a
large flowery hat was
stopped at the church door by the
usher. "Are you a friend of the bride
?" he asked.

"Certainly not," she snapped, "I'm the groom's
mother."
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Q) What's worse than raining
buckets?
A) Hailing taxis!
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Hippie Barbie
...complete with simulated controlled substances and
paraphernalia
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Computer
helpline?
Everytime I log onto
the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes
snow white....
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OPERATOR, WE'VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate Regulated Industries Committee, which oversees such monopolies as the phone company, after his wife charged in a divorce proceeding that McKay had been having an affair with the lobbyist for the Sprint telephone company.
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How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they're going to take off.
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Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a woman.
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Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious) "Ooooooo"49. "That would work better the other way around. ."48. Sniff. Sniff. "Is something burning?"47. "Damn, that's complicated."46. "Wait, wait, use my pillow."45. "Alright already, _I_came."44. "You guys need a value pak."43. Smoke a pipe.
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