Dead and dying jokes

Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid to lick it.
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|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated, "Wash. Biol. Surv.
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How can you tell elephants love to
travel ?
They are always packing their trunk !
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel,

a poodle, and a rooster?
A cockerpoodlemoo!
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There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old grandma. He had been living with her for some time, and he thought, that with all the work she does, he could at least make her a cup of coffee in the morning. So he woke up early one day, and made a cup of coffee and brought it to his grandma. She took one drink of it and died instantly.
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|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at the time the minister asks, "If anyone has good reason why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace."They had a pregnant lady stand up and say, "Oh, never mind! I'll just call my lawyer!" It rattled the groom's mother so much that she fainted.
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|What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
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What world athletic sporting event is held every
four
years?
The Olympigs!
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What does a bee do with it's stinger before he goes to bed???He put's it in his honey!!
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