Dentist

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours
a day on the Internet?
Anything you like, they're not listening to
you anyway.
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When Abraham Liebowitz
gets to school he
discovers that he is the only
Jewish kid in the class. But it's a
decent town and nobody really
bothers
him.
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Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: So who
wants to know? Why do *you* want to know? Are
you a cop?
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(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am.Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.
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|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God."Lord, I have a problem!""What's the problem, Eve?""Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy.""Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
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Young Bradley arrived at his date's
house wearing a shirt that had water
dripping from it.


"What're you doin'?" asked his girlfriend. "How come your shirt is

soakin' wet?"

"Well," said Bradley, "it said on the label: WASH
AND WEAR."
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Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on

the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked
down
their ladder.
"I have an idea," said Mike. "We'll throw
you down, and then you
can pick up the ladder."

"What, do
you think I'm stupid? I have an idea.
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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!
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Insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't

let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonite. If
you
wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know.
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