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A husband and wife entered the
dentist's
office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want
gas
or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as
quickly as possible."
"You're a brave man," said the dentist.
"Now, show me which tooth
it is."
The husband turns to his
wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the
dentist which tooth it
is, dear."
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