Dentist jokes
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Nigel: You said
the school dentist would
be painless, but he wasn't.
Teacher: Did he hurt you?
Nigel:
No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.
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One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night". So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night.
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A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up with a beautiful blonde. After some drinks she starts to cry and tell him the sad story that she is Polish and misses home terribly but can't afford to buy a ticket to go home.The sailor tells her his profession and makes a deal with her."I'll hide you away on my ship on one condition.
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How did the close race between the rabbit and
the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare!
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the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare!
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A man in a swimming
pool was on the
very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and
was about to
dive when the attendant came running up, shouting,
"Don't dive ?
there's no water in that pool!"
"That's all right," said the man.
"I can't swim!"
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pool was on the
very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and
was about to
dive when the attendant came running up, shouting,
"Don't dive ?
there's no water in that pool!"
"That's all right," said the man.
"I can't swim!"
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An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick turns black. He runs to a doctor and asks, "Doctor, is this some weird venereal disease?""Worse," says the doctor. "It's frostbite!"
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Moses,
Jesus and an old man are golfing.
Moses steps up to
the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over
the fairway and lands
in the water trap. Moses parts the water and
chips the ball onto the
green.
Jesus steps up to the tee and hits
the ball. It goes sailing over the
fairway and lands in the water
trap.
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Jesus and an old man are golfing.
Moses steps up to
the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over
the fairway and lands
in the water trap. Moses parts the water and
chips the ball onto the
green.
Jesus steps up to the tee and hits
the ball. It goes sailing over the
fairway and lands in the water
trap.
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