Difference between a cat and a dog...

One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. I have pasted together the following "history" of the world from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United States, from eight grade through college level.
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What's a vampire's favorite dance?
The
Fang Tango.
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|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department manager. Upon completion of the test both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Murphy and said.
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Three Pastors from the south were having

lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya
know, since summer started I've
been having trouble with bats in my
loft
and attic at church.
I've tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing
seems to scare them
away.

Another said, "Yea, me too.
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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a
skunk?
A bird that stinks to high heaven.
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1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.3. If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom.
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A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now.
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|100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take one down, short it to ground FF buckets of bits on the bus FF buckets of bits on the bus FF buckets of bits Take one down, short it to ground FE buckets of bits on the bus ....
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What does it mean when an accountant is
drooling out of
both sides of his mouth?
His desk is level
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What did the bee to the other bee in summer
?
Swarm here isn't it !
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