Different Kinds of Doctors

Why do
burgers laugh when you surround them
with pickles?
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!
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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
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1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvin ball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5.
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A young Indian boy came back to the reservation for a family visit after his first year at college. When his dad asked him about his first year at school, he said: I'm having trouble with people making fun of me, especially my Indian name.
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|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, "What a scary mask!" but you're not wearing a mask! 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or...
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1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies. 3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area. 4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you. 5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs. 6 You've both gone down one clothing size. 7.
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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!
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One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. "What are you doing, the kid asked".Well, you wanted a brother, so we're making you one.The next day, the father walks outside and sees his son porking away on the family junker's tailpipe."Son...
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Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping.

Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed.
Oh, I'm all right at night,
it's in the day I have
problems.
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How many Wake Forest
fraternity brothers
does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Seventeen. One to do it
and sixteen to shell the M&M's.
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